Hipster Puppies

I’m not posting an actual photo of him on this site because he likes to keep a low profile thankyouverymuch but how about y’all just take my word for it: my dog is ridiculous. He is like a gremlin + a baby bunny + the dog from “Bolt!” multiplied by a thousand snuggly fat piglets and rainbows and Care Bears. The former door guy at Baddies (who now works at La Esquina), refers to him as “that ugly pug” and he is def not a pug. Sometimes when we are walking down the street people have to stop and steady themselves against a building because they are overwhelmed by his cuteness. And I only say this because it’s true. So when I came across this website hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com (from which I snagged the above photo) I was like HOLD UP my dog should be on that! But then I had a moment during which I realized how much I am not a hipster nor do I particularly enjoy hipsters and perhaps even my dog is above all of that “let’s live in a dangerous part of Brooklyn” crap. But I like. I like I like.