Once Again

If James Franco were a priest at a church, my sister would attend that church every Sunday. Not because she thinks he's hot (she does) but because she think's he's a prophet of sorts, a mind-boggler, an idiot savant. I agree. She was the one who fyi'd me about his recent Marina Abramovic/Artist is Present participation at the MOMA (pic above, via perezhilton.com) and you just can't help but shake your head at him. Because he exists somewhere outside the realm of serious thespian yet not quite in the realm of comedic genius. He's like if Paul Rudd and Brad Pitt had a child together and then that child smoked a lot of weed. And for that we thank him.

PSA

My friend MF is one of those people who is under-the-radar funny. She is not outwardly a clown or an attention-seeker, but every once in a while she drops these little "bombs" of wit that put me over the edge. Last night we were sitting around a table at Half King, annoyed that Kendrick the astrology guy had left before we got there and someone looks at their watch and says, "Jeeze, it's 10:50." Meaning: it's 10:50 and that's kinda late for a Sunday. So everyone else agreed and sort of mumbled "10:50? Yikes" and such under their breath and then it was silent for a good seven seconds or so until MF said, in a very low and creepy voice, "Do you know where your children are?"

No Brainer

This here is called the "T-Back Smudge Dress" and it is $19.80 at Forever 21 (forever21.com). Need I say more? xoxo

Hello There

I finally made it to my very first Assscat show at UCB (ucbtheatre.com) last night which is a crime for many reasons not in the very least of them being that I COVET Assscat regular Seth Meyers and am a huge comedy fan in general. It was a stellar show and Amy Poehler headlined, which is ridiculous. My friend TR-a UCB'r in his own right having written and produced a collection of shorts there last summer-noted that I got really really lucky and it's like a once or twice a year thing that Poehler shows up, but either way I think I'm hooked. One of the many highlights was Zach Woods (above), who some of you will know as that new corporate-y guy on "The Office" who stuck around after Kathy Bates left. Been kind of crushing on him and was pleasantly surprised to see him pop out from behind the curtain last night. Dude was funny, not to mention whip smart. Hope to [stalk] see more of him at upcoming performances...