Cocktails & Dreams

I'm not sure what's going on in the above photo but this here is Kelly Lynch and apparently she has resurfaced from Hollywood obscurity and is now on the ill-fated "90210" remake! I discovered this little-known fact last night because my sister was watching it for reasons unknown to man and there she was looking all sorts of hott and inspiring hair envy. Except I don't know how I feel about "90210" as a career choice. "Cocktail," now that was a career choice. Navigating the murky waters of tween-level dialogue and production value??? Not so much. Also! A dude in a bar once told me I look like her and in spite of the fact that she is significantly older than me I will take that sh*t any day.

Genius

Oh! The highlight of Saturday's SNL [besides Seth, hello Seth, your hair looked buoyant!] was clearly that skit about the Sarah Palin Network, as reported by Gawker.com (http://tv.gawker.com/5514340/tina-fey-unveils-the-sarah-palin-network-on-snl). It was super clever-albeit a bit long-but loyal SNL watchers have come to expect a bit of nonsensical dragging towards the end of even the best skits. I would just like to shake the hand of the mind who came up with the "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" mention, because that was next-level thinking. Bravo. Chortle, chortle. Guffaw, guffaw. End scene.

Sold Out

I only managed to make it through half of "Gossip Girl" last night. Imagine that. Sorry, but when Eleanor Waldorf, in the midst of a minor panic attack fueled by the stress of planning Dorota's last-minute wedding, exclaimed, "Ugh, just Bing it!" I was like...Ok, now I'm done. And btw, the "Frick" reference in last week's episode was infinitely less obscure.