My sister has been watching the Olympics a lot, and getting all sappy and sentimental about it. I really don’t get it. I mean the men’s figure skating was dead boring and usually figure skating is to me what crack is to Whitney Houston. I did some soul-searching on the matter and have come up with one conclusion: I have been spoiled for all eternity by the godliness of pecs and torso and taut muscle that is Michael Phelps. It’s going to be pretty hard to top that sh*t unless the snowboarders start getting naked (a little gentle prodding never hurt anyone).
Monday, February 22, 2010
Gold Medal
My sister has been watching the Olympics a lot, and getting all sappy and sentimental about it. I really don’t get it. I mean the men’s figure skating was dead boring and usually figure skating is to me what crack is to Whitney Houston. I did some soul-searching on the matter and have come up with one conclusion: I have been spoiled for all eternity by the godliness of pecs and torso and taut muscle that is Michael Phelps. It’s going to be pretty hard to top that sh*t unless the snowboarders start getting naked (a little gentle prodding never hurt anyone).
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