Yikes

I was just minding my business last night, watching dvr'd E! News at 10 pm like every other normal person and suddenly there was young Miley Cyrus, my arch nemisis because she is "supposedly" dating that hunk of Australian beef they call Liam Helmsworthington III or something similar, and she was not looking very classy. Which isn't suprising! What is surprising is this: Miley's new video (for some semi-catchy dance song that I will probably have on my i-pod in less than two weeks) is her first attempt to break out of the G-rated Disney bubble and it is WEAK. I mean don't get me wrong. Good for her. She could have waited until she was 18 but we all know she's running around like a little hooch anyway so who cares. But sweetheart. Hire a decent creative team! That sh*t is no better than warmed up Christina Aguilera circa 1999. Not to mention, the song is about how she "can't be tamed" so can we put our heads together and come up with a less obvious reference than caged animal in aggressive eye makeup? Thanks.