This is going to be my only (semi-behind-the-times) commentary on the Met Ball. Because let's face it, even if you're Christina Hendricks and you're wearing a shower curtain cut and cinched for maximum cleavage exposure, you're still gorgeous and famous and probably making more money on one episode of "Mad Men" than your average American makes in a year. And on top of it, you got invited to the Met Ball. So whatevs to you! That said, can someone please have a convo with Blake Lively's legs? Because we are aware of this: they are ridiculous. And amazing. In fact, I want to SCALE them. But they are giving Lindsay Lohan a run for her money in the category of "overexposed and bronzed-beyond-recognition." We can even skip the bronzed part. I'm just thinking, it might be nice to see BL in an outfit that offers up a bit less crotch. You know, like a lace thong, or some sheer pantyhose.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Intervention
This is going to be my only (semi-behind-the-times) commentary on the Met Ball. Because let's face it, even if you're Christina Hendricks and you're wearing a shower curtain cut and cinched for maximum cleavage exposure, you're still gorgeous and famous and probably making more money on one episode of "Mad Men" than your average American makes in a year. And on top of it, you got invited to the Met Ball. So whatevs to you! That said, can someone please have a convo with Blake Lively's legs? Because we are aware of this: they are ridiculous. And amazing. In fact, I want to SCALE them. But they are giving Lindsay Lohan a run for her money in the category of "overexposed and bronzed-beyond-recognition." We can even skip the bronzed part. I'm just thinking, it might be nice to see BL in an outfit that offers up a bit less crotch. You know, like a lace thong, or some sheer pantyhose.
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