I was just working out and listening to Fifty Cent's "Hate It Or Love It," which is a song I never get sick of. Just thinking about how good it is and how Fitty made so much money on that watered down purple Vitamin Water. And then I get home and open up the new issue of Us Weekly to find that Mr. Cent himself is the subject of this week's "25 Things You Don't Know About Me," which is Us Weekly's loss and the reader's gain. Because what the hell and also, AMAZING. Just a few gemstones of information he's throwin' our way in order of awesomeness and...you're welcome. -"I eat very healthy. I eat enough turkey and egg whites to feed a small village." (#1)
-(later followed by the requisite) "I eat ketchup on everything." (#14)
-"My mental space is occasionally interrupted by a lust demon." (#5)
-"I now buy the trophies that I should have won." (#25)
-"I have a dog named Oprah." (#7)
-"I want to date a blind woman so she can see me exactly the way I want her to." (#17)
-(and, my personal favorite) "I don't like women who drink before noon." (#24)
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