Kevin Jonas, the oldest of the Jo Bros and arguably the fugliest, got married this weekend at a castle on Long Island and there is your punchline, folks. Being from Long Island, I am allowed to take more shots at it than the average person (which means A LOT), and I'm just going to say anything that calls itself a castle, yet is located on Long Island, is def a ranch style house with a $10 million addition and a whole lot of chandeliers. Add to that the fact that she is a "former hairdresser from New Jersey" and they met "while on vacation in the Bahamas" (I'm going to take a wild guess and say...Atlantis) and you've got yourself the next episode of "Jersey Shore," minus the t-shirt shop jobs but with more hair extensions.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Love Bug
Kevin Jonas, the oldest of the Jo Bros and arguably the fugliest, got married this weekend at a castle on Long Island and there is your punchline, folks. Being from Long Island, I am allowed to take more shots at it than the average person (which means A LOT), and I'm just going to say anything that calls itself a castle, yet is located on Long Island, is def a ranch style house with a $10 million addition and a whole lot of chandeliers. Add to that the fact that she is a "former hairdresser from New Jersey" and they met "while on vacation in the Bahamas" (I'm going to take a wild guess and say...Atlantis) and you've got yourself the next episode of "Jersey Shore," minus the t-shirt shop jobs but with more hair extensions.
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