Black Swan

Yo. Did you know that there are ACTUAL black swans? I googled "Black Swan" thinking I was going to get Natalie Portman looking all vampy and red-eyed in her movie makeup, and instead there are all these nature images of black swans, which I found infinitely more interesting of course. Although not as interesting as black squirrels (holla!). So anyway the point being I saw the movie the other night. I actually attended the premiere because sometimes I finagle my way into situations that I have no right being a part of, which is fun for me and probably less so for others. The movie is a total trip and jump-out-of-your-seat creepy. I loved it! In spite of the fact that Natalie looks constipated the entire time. I imagine I would too if I was only eating seven almonds and a container of cottage cheese each day. But definitely see it. And also Chace Crawford and Sebastian Stan were at the after-party and they disappeared into a secret unattended room with some ladies which I guess is what young pretty actors do, isn't it? I found myself wondering about their lives. When they're not memorizing lines (which is just studying, right? It's like a career of studying), they probably go to movie premieres approx five nights a week, hang out with other celebrities and peripheral celebrity people and look for unattended rooms.