Meow

I hate cats. Which is funny, seeing as I am often described as "catlike," my mother's nickname for me is "pussycat" (there is no good reason for this) and an old boyfriend once remarked that cats and I kind of have "a thing." When I asked him what he meant by that, he said, "I don't know. I feel like cats look at you and they'e like, 'Oh, hello.'" So. When I came across this t-shirt on Forever 21 ($12.90, forever21.com) I was also kind of like, "Oh, hello." Cats are little biatches but with a pair of sparkly red spectacles they are suddenly...chic? And, unlike the entire cat population, I never met a three-quarter-length sleeve I didn't like. Sold!