Thursday, July 1, 2010

Empty Shell

And while we're on the subject of MTV reality shows where nothing ever happens and that is the whole point, might we discuss a one Ms. Olivia Palermo? We might. First and foremost, I have experienced OP in person and she is a very pretty lady. She has dynamite style and the kind of clothes hanger figure that can really pull off anything with a zipper and a yard of fabric, so kudos to her. But what is her problem? If I ran into Erin Kaplan somewheres, even if she was minding her own business at Starbucks and shot me one of those death stares, I would definitely seize the opportunity and ask her, point blank: WTF is up with Palermo? Is she for reals? Does she exist? Is she (pray to the heavens) just reading lines? And I would hope that EK would give me a straight answer, because I am mystified. I have come across a lot of shallow, pointless, soulless people in my life, but good god. She makes Paris Hilton look like Gloria Steinem.

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