Was Ryan Cabrera ever culturally relevant? Has he ever actually existed in real life? My sister just sent me a pic of him with the comment: "I feel as if Ryan Cabrera thinks he's fooling everyone by jelling his hair in a sad attempt to making himself taller than 4'9". He ain't foolin' me!" This is an astute observation. Also, he def buys his jewelry at one of those stands in the middle of the mall with, like, crystal pendants and warlock figurines.
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