An open letter to the peeps at Starbucks who think it's just fine and dandy to stand directly in FRONT and CENTER of the accoutrement station when a simple shift to the left or right would open up space for at least two to three other patrons to pour Splenda in their venti soy lattes and make it to work on time: DO YOU SEE THAT LITTLE HOLE IN THE COUNTER TOP? YEAH THE SAUCER-SIZED ONE WHERE ALL THE GARBAGE GOES? IT MIGHT TAKE A FEW MINUTES AND A BIT OF ELBOW GREASE TO GET YOUR HEAD SQUEEZED THROUGH THERE, BUT I THINK IT'S DOABLE.
Friday, April 2, 2010
Excuse Me
An open letter to the peeps at Starbucks who think it's just fine and dandy to stand directly in FRONT and CENTER of the accoutrement station when a simple shift to the left or right would open up space for at least two to three other patrons to pour Splenda in their venti soy lattes and make it to work on time: DO YOU SEE THAT LITTLE HOLE IN THE COUNTER TOP? YEAH THE SAUCER-SIZED ONE WHERE ALL THE GARBAGE GOES? IT MIGHT TAKE A FEW MINUTES AND A BIT OF ELBOW GREASE TO GET YOUR HEAD SQUEEZED THROUGH THERE, BUT I THINK IT'S DOABLE.
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