Monday, March 15, 2010

Petty Crime

So I try not to think about Spencer Pratt let alone write about him, but there is a little gem of a news article on People.com today(http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20351567,00.html) that is too good to ignore. For one, Spencer announces that he is leaving "The Hills" to go fight cyber crime. For two-WHO KNEW-the Spencinator is currently enrolled at USC and studying software engineering. Which means that an institution with an actual admissions office reviewed Spencer Pratt's application and admitted him on their own free will. For three (rather nonchalantly mentioned at the end of the piece, I might add), Spencer has ceased managing his mind-boggingly vapid wife Heidi. In turn, Heidi has gone out and hired a "Malibu-based psychic" to take on the mangerial role. Because all of this makes complete sense, and thank god Spencer Pratt might have a hand in our national security at some point. Amen.

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