Every time Scott Disick appears on screen during an episode of “Keeping Up with The Kardashians,” I basically need to take a time out. Because odds are he is definitely wearing either Gucci loafers or a sweater over his shoulders or a white collar dress shirt or all three. And 110% of the time he is being such a Dbag, I walk away and think thoughts like, Hmmm, that Jon Gosselin’s got his priorities straight and Hahahaha, Spencer Pratt is charming as hell. Thing is, I’m pretty sure I watched him attempt to shove a $100 bill into a waiter’s mouth last night so he’s got me on that one. And all of the Kardashians just kind of sit around with their mouths open and tell him they’re “over it” and then get pregnant. People like this exist! They breathe! They are not clubbed to death while walking down the street! [Collapses in a heap and is committed to mental hospital]
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Erase
Every time Scott Disick appears on screen during an episode of “Keeping Up with The Kardashians,” I basically need to take a time out. Because odds are he is definitely wearing either Gucci loafers or a sweater over his shoulders or a white collar dress shirt or all three. And 110% of the time he is being such a Dbag, I walk away and think thoughts like, Hmmm, that Jon Gosselin’s got his priorities straight and Hahahaha, Spencer Pratt is charming as hell. Thing is, I’m pretty sure I watched him attempt to shove a $100 bill into a waiter’s mouth last night so he’s got me on that one. And all of the Kardashians just kind of sit around with their mouths open and tell him they’re “over it” and then get pregnant. People like this exist! They breathe! They are not clubbed to death while walking down the street! [Collapses in a heap and is committed to mental hospital]
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