You know what it is about Jay Leno? He isn’t funny. And that’s OK because 99.8% of our population resides in a place called Middle America so they make the majority of the decisions and if they made ALL of the decisions Jeff Foxworthy would be hosting late night so I’m just gonna shut my mouth. But. You know what is funny? The fact that in the midst of all of this lack of taste or sense of humor, Conan is being courted by Fox, the alter at which Middle America worships. So if at the end of the day he gets a big fat raise because he deserves it for being a comic genius and Patty in Bentonville has to suffer through his monologue after her daily dose of Bill O’Reilly or whatever the hell those people watch I’m going to have to say GREAT.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Suckers
You know what it is about Jay Leno? He isn’t funny. And that’s OK because 99.8% of our population resides in a place called Middle America so they make the majority of the decisions and if they made ALL of the decisions Jeff Foxworthy would be hosting late night so I’m just gonna shut my mouth. But. You know what is funny? The fact that in the midst of all of this lack of taste or sense of humor, Conan is being courted by Fox, the alter at which Middle America worships. So if at the end of the day he gets a big fat raise because he deserves it for being a comic genius and Patty in Bentonville has to suffer through his monologue after her daily dose of Bill O’Reilly or whatever the hell those people watch I’m going to have to say GREAT.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment