The majority [ALL] of my male friends pretty much think The Situation of “Jersey Shore” is some sort of prophet. This would be depressing if it wasn’t funny—and true. On last night’s episode he unveiled a life plan so simple and yet so poetic. The regime is a three-prong approach as such: Gym, Tan, Laundry. My first question—after my head exploded—was, how much laundry can one person produce? Because the daily tanning made sense of course. But The Sitch likes to keep things tight. And by tight, I mean pressed, steamed, starched and spot-cleaned. After all, can’t be throwing a bedazzled Christian Audigier in the spin cycle now can we? For those of you shaking your heads in disgust, listen carefully…that’s the sound of a gajillion eager book editors plotting their next bestseller-turned blockbuster film-turned multi-million-dollar licensing deal.
Friday, January 8, 2010
Situating
The majority [ALL] of my male friends pretty much think The Situation of “Jersey Shore” is some sort of prophet. This would be depressing if it wasn’t funny—and true. On last night’s episode he unveiled a life plan so simple and yet so poetic. The regime is a three-prong approach as such: Gym, Tan, Laundry. My first question—after my head exploded—was, how much laundry can one person produce? Because the daily tanning made sense of course. But The Sitch likes to keep things tight. And by tight, I mean pressed, steamed, starched and spot-cleaned. After all, can’t be throwing a bedazzled Christian Audigier in the spin cycle now can we? For those of you shaking your heads in disgust, listen carefully…that’s the sound of a gajillion eager book editors plotting their next bestseller-turned blockbuster film-turned multi-million-dollar licensing deal.
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