In the current “30 Rock” story arc, Cheyenne Jackson plays a Canadian street performer who beats out a string of other actors (one of who, trivia: went to my high school) for a spot as the next “TGS” cast member. He’s pretty and smiley. Sarcasm flies right over his head. He prob has washboard abs. And wow, he would be 10 times more exasperating if he was a real person and not someone we are all supposed to laugh at on TV. But wait. The folks over at “The Bachelor” are a few steps ahead of us (and a few behind “30 Rock”) with Jake EFFING Pavelka, who is insufferable and the lifesize version of Canadian washboard guy. He makes my skin crawl in so many different directions. And I’m pretty sure this season is going to end with a Jack Nicholson-style massacre during which Jake spells “rose” backwards in blood on the walls of the mansion and all of the bachelorettes get lost in a big maze of hair extensions.
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Blehhh
In the current “30 Rock” story arc, Cheyenne Jackson plays a Canadian street performer who beats out a string of other actors (one of who, trivia: went to my high school) for a spot as the next “TGS” cast member. He’s pretty and smiley. Sarcasm flies right over his head. He prob has washboard abs. And wow, he would be 10 times more exasperating if he was a real person and not someone we are all supposed to laugh at on TV. But wait. The folks over at “The Bachelor” are a few steps ahead of us (and a few behind “30 Rock”) with Jake EFFING Pavelka, who is insufferable and the lifesize version of Canadian washboard guy. He makes my skin crawl in so many different directions. And I’m pretty sure this season is going to end with a Jack Nicholson-style massacre during which Jake spells “rose” backwards in blood on the walls of the mansion and all of the bachelorettes get lost in a big maze of hair extensions.
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