Spawn

So apparently Kourtney Kardashian has birthed Scott Disick's child and they've named it Mason, which is so infinitely amazing. When I was like six or seven my friend's older sister had a boyfriend named Mason. This was in the Eighties at the height of Miami Vice mania and there was no one cooler. I think he drove a red convertible BMW and def wore linen pants. And in light of Scott Disick's ridiculousness (please note the Gucci belt and Members Only jacket in this pic) and Kourtney's overall vapidness, I think the name they chose makes complete sense. Such as: if it was a girl they would have named it Madison for sure. Can't wait to see what young Mason does with his life. I'm pretty sure it's going to be epic. And by epic, I mean forgettable.