Jigga What

This was basically my take-away from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last night: models in lingerie are mesmerizing and Jay-Z was there. I single out these two thoughts because I spent the majority of the hour in a Vegas-accoutrement-induced trance, fast-forwarding through the parts when Heidi Klum was playing den mother to the baby models and just generally captivated with the boob-to-jutting-hip-bone ratio. And then the cameraman panned to Jay for a hot second and it saved me. I like that he was there. I also like that he was sitting next to a random old white dude (not Harvey Weinstein as far as I could tell, but he’ll do). Because I’m pretty sure he was nonplussed with the whole thing and made more than a few comments to the white dude about how the girls need to eat some hamburgers.