Deep Thoughts

The other night on "The Hills," Audrina and her tat-ified sister were standing around in some LA boutique that sells $80 "really soft" see-through t-shirts talking about man scarf-wearing Justin Bobby and his recent shenanigans with Kristin Cavallieri. Who is a man-eater apparently. They were going on and on about "Kristin's a biatch" and "she's a bad seed" and referencing Lauren Conran's character judgement skills. And then at the end of all the catiness and thinly-veiled jealousy, there was a pregnant pause (during which if a bubble popped up over Audrina's head, it would have been either blank or filled with woodland fairies) and Tat Sibling declared Justin Bobby a "douche." To which Audrina responded: blank woodland fairies. This was all sorts of funny to me because it's been like, what, 95 years of back and forth with the Justin Bobby thing? And there is Audrina standing in a boutique chattering on about girl code and wishing she had a hog between her legs. And...woah Tatty Sis with the observational skills!